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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."

"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."

"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."

"I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her I'm too old for games."

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way."

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!"

"I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell."

"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""