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Joke of the Day

"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."

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"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
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"*takes a picture of food for Instagram* Food: delete it"
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"If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs."
"Every day, I win arguments from 10 years ago in the shower."
"In Elevator... Ask ""What would Ray Rice do?"""