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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"
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"That old expression: ""hold the phone!"" doesn't work anymore because everyone is already doing that"
"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"
"I was learning about the Holocaust in history class today. I couldn't concentrate."
"what do you call a boring burrito? aburrido"
"If space is a vacuum... Why is the earth so dirty?"
"So my friend gave me half a pie... So i said, ""No that's one pi"""
"Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road? To get to the Other side"
"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""
"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"