1387

Joke of the Day

"Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men."

"Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers. And that's just the athletes."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? The ""P"" is silent"

"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"From a shark's perspective, Jaws is a lot like Home Alone."

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like it's on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."

"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."

"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"