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Joke of the Day
"Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street? She got hit by a Bus."
Next Joke
"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."
"i'm like a biiiird / i wanna shit on cars"
"Diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"
"Sure, when a girl writes your name inside a heart it's ""cute"" But when -I- do it they call it ""narcissism"""
"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"
"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"
"My favorite ""yo momma"" joke from the 2000s Yo momma so fat she takes up TWO Myspaces. And her top 8 are all sandwiches."
"Ah St Patrick's Day I better eat some Irish food *pours self bowl of Lucky Charms*"