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Joke of the Day

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."

"What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"TIP: Always carry a motorcycle helmet with u. Then u never have to do your hair & u can blame it on safety & the law & stuff. #lifehacks"

"What do a woman and a condom have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than they do on your dick."

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"On what day of every week do soft drinks sell the most? thursday"

"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."

"Go ahead and cremate your grandma, you've urned it."

"Soles Never buy shoes from a ginger. They have no soles"