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Joke of the Day

"The only ""b"" word you should call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love to be called beautiful."

"[looking at ceiling of Sistine Chapel] mmm its a little busy."

"Russian Chukcha Joke Chukcha approaches his friend whose sitting on an empty mile long bench. Move over, says Chukcha."

"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."

"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."

"I've been working really hard on controlling my alcoholism I can't remember the last time I blacked out."

"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"

"What did the man order at the Indian restaurant? It's Naan of your business."

"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"

"I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69."