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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't fuck my pizza before I toss it in the oven for dinner."

"Sometimes I really want to throw paper at people. Brick shaped Paper. Made of brick."

"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."

"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable"

"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"

"What's the difference between eating pussy and eating apple pie? You can eat your mom's apple pie."

"My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now."

"The efficient part about falling asleep on the toilet at work is that inevitably someone who had beans for lunch will come and wake you."

"Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk? It always had some sort of weed on it!"

"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"