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Joke of the Day

"According to my wife - vacation sex is the best sex ever..... ....that was a tough postcard to read!"

"3 blonds were driving to Disney World... The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home."

"I bet Apple's new iPhone will be a huge 6s. (Context: https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/3hgadu/apple_iphone_6s_launching_on_september_18/)"

"Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here."

"Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? [xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor."

"What do the Enterprise and and toilet paper have in common? They both circle around Uranus searching for klingons."

"If Batman left church early... Would it be a Christian Bale?"

"What it all boils down to is evaporation."

"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."

"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"