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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a vaping vegan? A steamed vegetable"
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"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"
"Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates"
"What did the FSB call the dissident who had been shot fifteen times in the head? The worst case of suicide they'd ever seen."
"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."
"What is a six figure income? 9 year old Nephew: Triangle?? No Square??"
"Coldplay is like depression you can hear."
"Who are the hamburgers favourite people? Vegetarians!"
"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"
"Always ask your girlfriend if she is actually a transvestite before you start dating her. I learned it the hard way."