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Joke of the Day

"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."

"Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks."

"A photon checks into a hotel... The bellhop asks him if he has any luggage and the photon replies ""No. I'm travelling light."""

"The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss."

"How many dead hooker's in your basement does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 4"

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."

"When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats. This is known as the many paws."

"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""

"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"

"How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes??"