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Joke of the Day

"What did the FSB call the dissident who had been shot fifteen times in the head? The worst case of suicide they'd ever seen."

"I bet coke addicts only get worse once they try the cherry kind."

"Why did the blonde...... Why did the blonde fuck the mexican? Because the teacher told her to do an ese'!"

"Someone just asked me if I was 'happily' married. Single people are adorable."

"I told the doctor I had to see him right away because I thought I was shrinking. He said he was busy and I'd just have to be a little patient."

"You might be a redneck if someone shouts hoedown and your girlfriend hits the floor."

"I heard from a terrorist that they are planning a nine-eleven attack times a thousand... That's right it's gonna be 911,000"

"What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in? a girl from Jersey."

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom? Because her pee is silent."