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Joke of the Day
"What is a six figure income? 9 year old Nephew: Triangle?? No Square??"
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"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"
"A Roman man walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers... and says ""5 beers thanks""."
"I sexually identify as a table. That is all."
"If Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus was written today... The solar system would need more planets for the title."
"wife: dont say anythin stupid on the way out me: i wont [shakes priest's hand after lovely wedding ceremony] me: so are you god's boyfriend?"
"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"
"Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do."
"I farted in church today..... I farted in church today and four people spun around in their seats and looked at me. I felt like I was on the Voice!"
"Why is Alabama the smartest state? Because it has four A's and one B."