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Joke of the Day
"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"
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"Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !"
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"""Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"""
"Women claim men are dogs but remember if you feed a dog his favorite food all the time, he will never leave home."
"What does IDK stand for? Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""
"What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock."
"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."
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"Why did the bicycle fall down? Because it was too tired"