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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I reported your newborn's pic on FB but nudity is nudity"
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"Women love a man in uniform, but especially a uniform made from chocolate bars and $100 bills."
"A Polish man goes into the opticians... The optician says ""Can you read the letters on the board?"" ""Read them?"", he says, ""I know him !"""
"Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot?"
"[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] ""Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"""
"Wanted: 1 Psychic. You know who you are."
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
"[date] Me: you wanna see what desserts they have? Wife: how about we go home & I'll let you- Me [calls waiter]: what desserts do u have?"
"What's the hardest thing about nailing a baby to a tree? My Penis."
"What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)"