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Joke of the Day

"[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] ""Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"""

"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"

"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."

"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"

"My sister was injured in a horrific singing accident. ""Oh no, is Carrey OK?"""

"If a telemarketer calls give the phone to your 3 yr old,and tell them its santa clause."

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"

"I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?"

"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""