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Joke of the Day

"Wanted: 1 Psychic. You know who you are."

"January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December, Cucumber..."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender"

"How do you know you're wife is too fat? You're using Google maps to find her g spot..."

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"My boss just farted. I asked him if he was trying to get the condom out. He's mad now."

"If Panic! At the disco were Mexican... They would be called Hispanics at the disco"

"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."

"Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so I would vote for it."