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Joke of the Day
"Ocean's Eleven? Ummmm I'm pretty sure it's a little older than that. Who is this idiot?"
Next Joke
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into my girlfriend's ass."
"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"
"Can the ninja throw his ninja stars? Shurikan"
"a golfer stabbed a Mexican the other day.... it was a hole in Juan"
"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"
"9/10 men said they like women with curves The tenth one liked the other 9 guys."
"My mom just texted me to say that her dog killed 2 groundhogs in her backyard this morning so I think she may be doing Groundhog Day wrong."
"As far as I know original golf joke So what does a bogey have in common with a dead golfer? One too many strokes."
"Difference between your wife and the economy? 5 years later, the economy will still suck."