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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla? A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)"

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"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentacles."
"*finally detangles ear buds *plane lands"
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