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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could hit 8 colleagues at once."
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"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? That's 'cause it hasn't been made yet."
"What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator."
"[commercial for soup] NARRATOR: ever wanna drink a sandwich?"
"What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu? For swine flu, you use oink-ment and for bird flu, you get tweet-ment."
"Me: if u kill a murderer the number of murderers in the world doesn't change Her: yeah... anyway your total will be $8.49 at the 2nd window"
"What's long, dark, and stinks? The unemployment line."
"I accidentally hired a wordsmith instead of a locksmith and now my latched threshold has been compromised by a metallic puzzle solver."
"""I literally can't even!"" -- White girl hanging a picture"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands."