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Joke of the Day
"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."
Next Joke
"I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink on days that start with letter T. Tuesday, Thursday and Today. Edit: Also Tomorrow."
"Guy in USA:(phone) you ready? Guy in Australia: (phone) hell yeah Both:123 *each drop a piece of bread onto ground* Both: EARTH SANDWICH!"
"Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider? There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!"
"""Axe"" is not going to help you get girls, unless you spray it in their eyes then quickly chloroform them."
"I swear if one more person RT's poetry into my TL I will draw a bath, light some candles, and just get lost in the verse's haunting imagery."
"What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a lottery ticket One has a better chance of getting struck by lightning than winning, the other is a lottery ticket"
"What's a pirates favorite letter?"
"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."
"Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party? They're always on the lookout for a tight seal."