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Joke of the Day
"i gave my girlfreind my nine inch nail... and we got closer."
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"A Russian asks another Russian if he's seen the new magic show in town. ""Cock ta-da?"" ""Yeah, horror show."""
"What do you call the total pay from your jobs as a garbageman, a sewage plant worker, and a drug smuggler? Your gross income."
"I kid you not. -Condom wearers"
"What do you call a phobia of machetes? Common sense"
"what is a deaf person's favorite cereal? shredded what"
"Knock knock... Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget :("
"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"
"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."
"""Daddy,"" a little girl asked her father, ""do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "" ""No, sweetheart,"" he answered. ""Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"""