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Joke of the Day

"I've never been booed off stage. I've never been booed off stage! Sure, I've been booed on stage plenty of times... but never off stage. In honor of Mitch Hedberg. RIP."

"Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen? Sir Veza"

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"Instagram is down. Please call me so I can describe my lunch to you."

"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business!"

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul."

"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye Doyouthinkhesawus. What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes Dontthinkhesawus."