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Joke of the Day

"Facebook should add a hug and kiss button that way people can have a little foreplay before getting poked."

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up."

"So I was in my house masturbating... and my sister comes up to me all indignant like. She asks me what the hell is wrong with me. I reply that she should knock before coming into her room."

"What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist? Nothing."

"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."

"Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more."

"What day do soldiers hate the most? March Fourth"

"A Jewish girl asks her father for $50 ""$40 dollars!"" he says, ""Why do you need $30?!""."

"How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!"