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Joke of the Day
"I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 30 years."
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"Why does Oedipus hate to swear? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"
"Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was ""assaulted"""
"My uncle performed circumcisions... He kept all the foreskin and had a tailor make it into a wallet. Rub it for 5 minutes and you get a briefcase."
"One Girl, Two Cups would be a terrible name for a bra shop."
"Hank Hill is into BDSM because he is Pro-pain."
"What's the one knot I can tie with my butt? A noose"
"*everybody gasps as I drop the baby* Oh no was it expensive?"
"A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan. ...........The police are looking into it."
"How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing."