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Joke of the Day

"My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth."

"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."

"How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded? A little Down."

"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."

"What do you get when you cross Lee Iacocca and a vampire? AUTOEXEC.BAT (Not my joke, but I tell it every time a buzz needs killed.)"

"What's the difference between a South African prison and Leonardo Dicaprio? A South African prison has an Oscar"

"I keep getting the urge to purchase a big white bear from the artic... ...Doc says I might have ""Buy Polar"" disorder! EDIT: arctic*"

"What do dyslexic soldiers get after war? PDTS"

"A conversation between 3 partially deaf elderly men. Elder 1: It's windy! Elder 2: No, it's thursday! Elder 3: Right, let's all get a cuppa tea shall we?"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss... but you won't miss. You've trained your whole life for this. Take the shot. Kill the moon."