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Joke of the Day

"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."

"In a very touching gesture, Gary Anderson attempted to call up Blair Walsh and offer his sympathy. Unfortunately, they just missed each other."

"My husband is so weird He always listens to me for an hour and a half, but then he turns off the tv, and leaves, telling me the match ended."

"Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Why are lesbians statistically more poor than the average person? Because they eat out every night."

"Where do fishes keep their money? In river banks"

"Why did the cat go to the doctors? Because it wasn't feline well"

"Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He got the gas bill."

"11: Dad, what's your spirit animal? Mine's a tiger. Me: Remember that chubby mouse named Gus in the baby-tee from Cinderella? 11: ..."