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Joke of the Day
"Where do fishes keep their money? In river banks"
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"[lawyer whispers to plaintiff] two can play this game ""Your honor. Upsexy."" Judge: what's upsexy? ""that's harassment. move to change venues"""
"My bowel is upset. Must be full of shit."
"Why is the Martian on DVD So you can Bring him Home"
"Q: What kind of printer does a pig use? A: An oinkjet."
"How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting? Sorry, you can't!"
"Moses: Thanks for the mana in the desert. God: No problem. Moses: But since you can make anything- God: FOR THE LAST TIME, NO PIZZA."
"Smart White Boy OPTIONAL (text)"
"Why do engineering students call themselves engineers? You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista."
"If Italian westerns are called Spaghetti Westerns,then what are Japanese ones called? Sushi Westerns"