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Joke of the Day
"Where do fishes keep their money? In river banks"
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"Everybody is Irish on St. Patrick's Day, which must make it a living hell for Irish Immigration officials."
"Wife and husband laying in bed And the husband says ""honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time."" To which the wife replies ""you have a bigger dick than your brother!"""
"What kind of Bees make milk? Boobies."
"I know a guy who has one eye bigger than the other His hame is Iain"
"What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten? Premature Edraculation"
"I came upon a woman in the park So she wiped it off and called the police."
"What do you get if you have unprotected sex in the ear? Hearing AIDS."
"The documentary who? Knock Knock Who's there? The documentary The documentary who? The documentary Hoop Dreams."
"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."