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Joke of the Day
"Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler."
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"What do you call a blonde with brown hair? artificial intelligence"
"How do you fix a broken Tuba? Tuba glue."
"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""
"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""
"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"
"From now on when skinny girls say they're fat I'm just gonna be like, ""Yup"" & walk away."
"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his ass"
"I took one of those online IQ tests ... And got a 404. I'm a super genius!"