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Joke of the Day
"Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler."
Next Joke
"""Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."""
"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."
"Hey baby, you're just like my little toe... ...because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
"My friend thought it would be funny to fake his own death... It was a hard thing for us to die-jest"
"Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?"
"What about ""BusinessMyspace""? Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about ""LinkedIn""?"
"Why cant the bike stand on its own? Because its two tired."
"No matter if you are American or European 9/11 is a sad date"
"What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend? Frisbae"