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Joke of the Day

"Bought some sneakers from my drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?"

"What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement."

"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"

"Those who hesitate... masturbate"

"I saw a giraffe with a short neck It was sad, or a deer"

"What did the joke say to the anti-joke ""I'm a joke,"" and the proceeded to cry into his beer."

"My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!"

"The Rolling Stones should have a reunion tour and call it Rolling Stones Gather No Mas"

"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"