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Joke of the Day
"What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?"
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"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"
"Grammar: The difference between feeling you're nuts, and feeling your nuts."
"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."
"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."
"Did you hear about the guy who'd just broken up with his Asian girlfriend? He felt a little disoriented."
"Girlfriend kept nagging me to take her home to meet my family, so I did. Her and my wife aren't getting along."
"For health reasons, my doctor says I should avoid trans fats I'm gonna miss tumblr"
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere"
"*wife sees me crying* Her: What's going on? Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet? They think I'm pee!"