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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said ""I wanna watch"""

"My favorite knock knock joke. Knock Knock! Who's there? To. To Who? To *Whom.*"

"What are some really stupid jokes? One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar? Students: Sacan? Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"How does Wonder Woman like Superman to perform oral sex? She likes him to do the justice lick."

"What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife? Harambae"

"What is the difference between sex and fear? Zwei."

"If your son becomes a priest... ...do you call him 'Father'?"

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? If the sex stays the same but the dishes pile up."

"No, my kid didn't do the drawings I have up around my desk. I did them. It's my desk."

"What's that joke that ends...""but you fuck 1 sheep..."""