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Joke of the Day

"What did they call Fireman Sam after he retired? ""That fat, selfish faggot that chose the pension over saving our lives."""

"I want to name my computer ""Dat Ass"" So every so often my computer will ask me if I want to Back Dat Ass up."

"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"

"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."

"What do you call a Zoo that contains only small dogs? A Shitzu."

"What do you call a bowl on the internet? Ebola"

"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"

"Militant feminists: I take my hat off to them. They don't like that."

"What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !"

"Sorry I brought my own turntables and tried to battle your wedding DJ"