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Joke of the Day
"Why if the best things in life are free the next-best things are so expensive?"
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"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!"
"Legalize drugs. Criminalize dumbasses."
"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."
"If people who made meth called themselves methematicians it would probably be a more respected occupation."
"I heard someone talking about all the potential health benefits of doing yoga, but I think it's a bit of a stretch."
"Obama used the race card. Hillary used the woman card. America used the Trump card."
"MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: An alarm clock that sounds like a dog's pre-puke warning grunts."
"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."
"I do not care how old I am. I am going in the bouncy castle!"