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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes the video store... - Excuse me, could I rent Batman Forever? - Sorry but you'll have to bring it back tomorrow. :("

"Let's cure feminism with the 7up plan. Wake up Chin up Grow up Cheer up Lighten up Loosen up But most of all SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"My fake ID's finally ready. Can't wait to order off the kids menu!!"

"As an unemotional person, I never thought pieces of papers would make me cry until I started to pay my bills"

"Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?"

"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."

"Hey girl, are you Liam Neeson's daughter? Because if so nvm"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9-11 victims, they went through 104 stories in 7 seconds i hope this isn't a repost"

"What will i do when i die? Idk!"

"Don't fear the onegina Commitment fearing men, do not fear the onegina syndrome, merely have a baby with her. It will feel like two."