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Joke of the Day

"What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North? A Stark contrast"

"How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians."

"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"

"My ex wife still misses me but her aim is getting better"

"What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal? Adolfin."

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone used the wrong ""they're""... Their wouldn't be enough money on the planet."

"What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian? Dental floss."

"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."

"Most guys think i look like an angel... because they don't see me."