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Joke of the Day

"Does Kanye really think America would elect a black man from the south side of Chicago with an odd name? Give me a break..."

"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"

"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""

"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."

"What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop? Take me to your liter!"

"You can lead Narcissus to water..."

"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."

"I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds"

"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"

"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"