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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"

"Christians will make a big deal about a cross But do you think Jesus is attached to it?"

"Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits"

"What is Batman's Japanese emergency number? 7777-Batman"

"I don't have a friend called Louise. If I did I would always be saying ""Jeez Louise"" to her. Then I wouldn't have a friend called Louise."

"I saw this sign that mad me shit my pants. It said 'bathroom closed'"

"I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns) I came to the realization."

"The first time I had sex I cried I don't know whether it was the physical contact, emotional connection, or pepper spray but any way I teared up."

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."

"Hippos... It's not as easy as you think... Why do hippopotamus' have sex in the water? Have you ever tried keeping a 30lb pussy wet?"