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Joke of the Day
"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."
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"A blonde, brunette, and a red head walk into a bar Wow, these are great binoculars!"
"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."
"Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney wakes up the children and says ""Hey kids do you want to buy some toys?"""
"If you haven't taken at least 25,000 pictures of your cat then you shouldn't have a cat."
"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."
"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"
"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."
"A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar... ... but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative Bill Bailey."
"To the rooster goes the spoils.. indeed"