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Joke of the Day
"To the man that stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you. You have my word!"
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"In All Fairness To Bellichick and Brady Balls do shrink when it's cold"
"My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous I can only admire such dedication."
"""I hate karaoke."" ""It's pronounced kah-rah-oh-keh."" ""Now, I hate you too."""
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"
"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"
"Ate shrooms & I feel nothing. Just an awful taste in my mouth. Also the dealer overcharged me. Also he's a centaur with spiders for lips"
"Its march already Life is marching forward"
"How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots."
"What kind of car do ghosts drive? BOOgatti!"