225042
Joke of the Day
"Did you see the fantastic four? Human torch played by uncle ruckus."
Next Joke
"I am fairly well educated, but not 'knows every nuance of the English language' educated. I also have no idea what 'nuance' means."
"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."
"""I feel your pane""- Guy walking into your window."
"American Public Schools."
"""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison."
"Has anybody told raccoons about crosswalks?"
"What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !"
"Namast'ay Away from negative people."
"What's brown and sticky? Chris Brown after each prison stay."