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Joke of the Day

"Free event: Datsun + Tooth & Nail Brewery + Mostly Danish For anyone that have been wanting to try food from Datsun and beers from Tooth & Nail craft brewers."

"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"

"Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers."

"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"

"Guns don't kill people... ...bullets do."

"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."

"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst."

"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."

"You mama's so fat"

"An example of men's inability to understand women - Me: I have Nothing To Wear!! Him: Awesome!"