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Joke of the Day

"It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option."

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."

"Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth"

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex, I would ask my pimp for a raise."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

"My oldest son & his gf were cooking & asked me how many 1/4 cups are in 1 cup .... Gonna write a nasty letter 2 college & ask for a refund"

"""I am as misquoted as Marilyn Monroe."" - Abe Lincoln"

"Hmm. Every fortune cookie I've opened in the past six months says ""you will die screaming."" Weird."

"Remember girls, you can't say happiness... without saying penis"

"If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler. . . . Credit: /u/CartoonsAreForKids"