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Joke of the Day

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"A missing joke If found please pm me."

"Why did I cross the road? Because your mom was on the other side.."

"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."

"A man walks into a bar... and the man behind him ducks."

"Why was the tomato blushing? Answer: ...Because it saw the salad dressing!"

"Fred: I've added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !"

"BREAKING NEWS: Bread is extremely toxic to humans. ""Just throw it all in a lake somewhere,"" says one long-billed scientist"

"Popeye teaches us that the best reason to eat healthy is revenge. #CartoonLifeLessons"

"My uncle Aaron is sort of the black sheep of the family because his skin is black & everybody else's is white."