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Joke of the Day

"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"

"Tomorrow I'm gonna chase someone...like really run after them..screaming and everything."

"When I went to Japan on vacation, I didn't see a single ninja. Impressive."

"God damn it Adolf... I told you to pass me the juice not gas the jews!"

"What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande"

"Why did the cheese go to the museum? To get cultured"

"I'm only listening outside the bathroom door to make sure you're not touching the decorative hand towels."

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."

"[meeting] DIRECTOR: I want amazing CGI PRODUCER: Yes! D: A huge cast P: Agreed! D: Realistic family photos P: We don't have the budget"

"What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !"