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"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"
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"I once had a friend who really wanted to get run over by a steam train When he did he was chuffed to bits"
"""Doctor, Doctor... I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"" ""Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"" ""It's in my jeans"""
"How could the pimp always easily locate his ho? Because, she really stands out on the street."
"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"
"Getting a retweet from someone with 0 followers is like being a beneficiary in a homeless person's will."
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"I just came up with a new word! Plagiarism!"
"Egyptian alcoholics are the hardest to talk to..... They are always in denial."
"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"