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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait till next years veterans day: for the ones that didn't get captured...."
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"What type of cheese is made backwards? Edam"
"I got kicked out of my Community Theater group when the director asked to see me limp. How was I to know he was talking about walking??"
"What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !"
"What do vegetarian worms eat?? Linda Mcartney"
"What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust."
"What does a selfish cow say? ""Meeeeeeeeeeeeee"""
"Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep"
"I'm interested to find out what the police have Oscar Pistorius's height listed as."
"Why do farts smell so bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."