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Joke of the Day

"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."

"Cats are great for testing because they have 9 lives."

"If you were stressed out yesterday Does that make you past tense?"

"DATING IN THE 1800s 1) Get telegram from Mae 2) Wait to respond. Don't be desperate 3) Get telegram that Mae died of dysentery while waiting"

"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."

"Why was the bicycle laying on the ground? Because it was two-tired"

"Why Didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didnt hav the guts :P"

"A good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone when you buy flowers because they're also a snack for later."

"After math class, my friend fell off of a vertical cliff... I yelled Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^Y^!"

"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid-eighties and with slight handicap."