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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nebraskan who hates Obama? A CORNservative."
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"What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !"
"""Wetalian!"" -Multiple Italians"
"My boyfriend just texted me, ""We need to talk."" I think he's going to propose!"
"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."
"What's the difference between apathy and ignorance? I don't know and I don't care."
"A note to the mods "
"Mexican Hippie Slogan We love everyjuan!!"
"I know where to get a lot of Potassium. It's true !! Source: Banana"
"The best things in life are free. Like your neighbor's wifi, their morning paper & their liquor cabinet while they're away, for instance."