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Joke of the Day

"Why do Black People hate country music? Because when they hear ""Hoe Down"" they think their sister got shot."

"I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... ""That's haram, bae."""

"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."

"Irish Jokes Megathread Post all of your Irish, St. Patrick's Day, or good ol' Emerald Isle jokes for the day here! I'd like to share some with coworkers."

"I wrote a haiku about admins and mods [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed] [deleted] [removed]"

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !"

"I heard they finally updated the Encyclopedia of Chronology It's about time."

"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."

"Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad? Are you kidding? She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like?"