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Joke of the Day

"All I want for Christmas is my own perfume commercial where I say random words like 'hope' and 'passion' & look like a date rape victim."

"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"My wife and I were very happy for 20 years..... But then we met."

"What do you call a Grizzly bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!"

"Han solo vs Redditor Han: NEVER tell me the odds! Redditor: I don't even."

"What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment? ""I don't care et al."""

"""Blinding Nemo"" #BPMovies"

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."

"Justin has his Beliebers. 1D have their Directioners. If I ever had fans/stalkers I'd call them Tomaskateers."