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"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."
"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"
"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."
"Want followers? Tweet something funny. Can't think of anything? Tweet something honest. Can't say anything honest or funny? Try Facebook."
"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."
"I explained to my kids that babies come out the bum because I couldn't draw a very good vagina using crayons and construction paper."
"What can relax you and drown you at the same time? A one-hour facial."
"I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash."
"don't you just hate it when a zombie breaks into your home and starts doing their ironing right in front of the TV"