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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."

"How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime? He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy"

"Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?"

"What is a Jedi's favorite salad dressing? Skywalker Ranch."

"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."

"Bye bye Wheaties Bruce Jenner just signed a promotional contact with Quaker State. They're going to start putting his face on every quart of Tranny Fluid."

"What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road? Dodged-a-Rango"

"A man calls his boss to call in sick... The boss asks him, ""How sick are you anyway?"" ""I fucked my sister! Is that sick enough for you?"""

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"One of my ancestors invented the glove Well, he had a hand in it"