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Joke of the Day

"Q. Why should you never order the T-bone in an Alaskan restaurant? Because it might be a moose steak."

"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"

"A nation cheers as Bigfoot is finally found. ""We just yelled his name,"" said the head explorer. ""Can't believe no one thought of that."""

"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."

"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""

"What do the African nations Zimbabwe, Tanzania, Mozambique, Zambia, and Swaziland have in common? A lot of da Z's."

"GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards"

"Common ground among the German people What are the German people in agreement with when discussing over-entitled children and expired sausages? That Spoiled Brats are the Wurst"

"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."