99186
Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"
Next Joke
"What do black people drink during the Holiday Season? Nignog"
"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"
"When stoves die... they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry"
"I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" - I've been catfished by a dozen men ""We're on our way"" - Gonna arrest them? ""Gonna shut off your internet"""
"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."
"Password not accepted. I just decided to buy something on-line and I needed to create a new password. I used the word ""mypenis"" but it was not accepted. They said it needed to be longer."
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"FRIEND: Make sure you walk her to her car [hours later after date] HER: It's been 18 miles ME: I insist HER: But you drove both of us"